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♪ The moon shines far away ♪
You look energetic.
Can I touch it now?
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
- What's this? - Wow!
[The next episode will be revealed soon!]
- Ma'am. - Yes?
Thank you for waiting.
I will now begin the presentation.
I can't wait.
Did you all choose something that will make me happy?
- Of course! - You're serious about this, right?
- I thought about it. - If you make one person mad,
- it will affect the next one. - I'm counting on you.
- I hope you don't look down on me.
- I'm counting on you, everyone. - Thank you.
- Thank you so much. - I'm counting on you.
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Wow, scary!
Smart!
I'm a glazon engineer, glazon agency,
and I'm from the neocommunication development division.
You were good at folding.
I was surprised you were so smart.
Thank you for having me.
What is he going to choose?
It's okay for Ryo, isn't it?
It's been a while since I've been okay.
Let's take a look.
Yes, please.
It's not like I'm surprised that there's a frog in it, is it?
No, no, no.
I chose it with all my heart, thinking about the devil.
Really?
Yes.
What is it?
It looks like a pot.
It is green tea processed into black tea from our local Aichi Prefecture green tea shop.
Ryo is very nervous.
I'm nervous.
What is it?
I don't know what to say at all.
Black tea.
Here it is.
How does it taste?
It's like...
It's like when Kotomitsuki was born.
That's right.
You know women.
It was a bad timing, but...
Even though I'm a woman...
I like elegant taste.
Oh, really?
I'm scared.
Well...
- What? - What time is it?
- How tall are you? - I'm 185 centimeters.
- 185? - Yes.
- How tall is your wife? - What are you asking me?
- What's wrong with you? - I'm sorry.
- I'm not asking you.
- That's enough.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much.
Rio's present failed. How lame.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- She's so angry. - She's crazy.
- Seriously. - She's crazy.
Thank you for waiting.
- I'm glad you liked it. - Are you okay with your legs?
Yes, I'm fine. I've slipped many times.
- You slipped a little. - Yes.
- Congratulations on your trip. - Thank you.
- I'll enjoy it. - It's your birthday.
Have a seat.
- I'll open it. - Thank you.
- Oh, I see. - I see.
- It's my book. - It's a book I wrote.
"Toukai Oya" is 6.4 times more fun.
Why is it 6.4 times?
I play a game called "Insect Glasses".
Since it's "Insect Glasses", "insect" is 6.4 times more fun.
- I see. - I see.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
What's the use of a book like this?
- It's funny. - It's amazing.
- Is it for sale? - It's for sale.
- Is it for sale? - Yes.
Who would pay for it and read it?
Ignore it. Present failed.
Oh...
(Laughter)
Oh...
Nice to meet you for the first time.
Yes, thank you.
I'm Shibuya.
Oh, it's okay.
Yeah!
It's high-touch after all.
(Cheering)
Oh, but which one is it?
It's crooked! Your face is crooked!
No, but it's okay.
What about the present?
Happy birthday.
Oh, present.
Yes.
Can I play?
First of all, I would like to explain why I brought this present.
Oh, really?
Do you have bad luck?
You have appeared in many TV shows as a talent and have shown many activities.
I think there is one thing that you lack.
Something I lack?
Yes.
That content is in this box as a present.
What are you talking about?
What are you thinking about?
It's a present.
It's a perfect flow.
Plus alpha, if...
It's perfect now, but...
If you add something to plus alpha, what do you think it is?
Oh, really?
Please divide it.
What is it?
Huh?
It's written there.
For a woman?
It's a royal guest present.
If you have one of these, you can do something new with plus alpha.
This is a flowchart of jokes.
A flowchart?
It's annoying.
I would like you to do this for a woman.
Do you want me to do this kind of joke on TV?
That's right.
I will definitely accept it.
You said it.
This is a joke I would like to give to a woman.
Today is the day of the defendant. I'm scared.
If you look closely at this defendant, it's a chandelier.
Royal bazooka!
It's too long!
It's not just one shot!
I can't do it.
I'm drooling.
I want you to try it.
What are you going to do?
I want you to try it.
I want you to watch it a little.
What are you going to do?
It's heavy.
First of all, this picture.
What are you doing? It's a great picture!
It's a long picture.
Please make a strange face.
I can't do it.
It's a woman's face.
I understand.
Please stop it.
Shibayu, present failure. Stupid.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm Toshimitsu.
It's getting easier for you to get off.
I've done it a few times.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I'll eat it.
Baby song?
Did you sing it?
That's right.
Really?
Yes.
I made this original song.
That's amazing.
You have a strong mentality.
Is this the lyrics?
That's the lyrics.
Really?
I'll play it.
Yes.
It's a song, isn't it?
It's a one-shot game, isn't it?
Nice to meet you, lady.
You have graceful eyes.
You're a sociable person.
You're beautiful and smart.
But sometimes it's special on TV.
I love pork cutlet.
I'm starting a new YouTube channel.
I'm getting a new location again.
- Yes. - Great.
- Good. - Good.
- Thank you. - Sorry. Thank you.
We sang the song like that.
- This two is little strange. - Yes.
- In Japanese... - This is "biboon"'s...
- Ah, "biboon"'s weapon. - "no"'s weapon.
- Maybe. - Excuse me.
- "no" is included. - "biboon"'s "no" is?
- Excuse me. - Is "steady" different?
Because "weapon" is real weapon.
- "biboon" is... - "biboon" is weapon.
- "biboon"'s weapon. - "biboon"'s weapon.
- "no" is... - Excuse me.
- Did you really make this? - Ah, I sang...
- But Japanese is "biboon"'s... - "biboon"'s...
- "biboon"'s weapon. - "biboon"'s weapon.
- "no" is... - I'm sorry.
TOSHIMITSU PRESENT FAILURE. HEADBUTT.
- Hello, madam! - Hello.
- How are you? - I'm good.
- I'm good.
- It's a gift. - It is.
- I'm doing well. - This is my present.
- Thank you. - Thank you. I'm happy.
- What is it? - Please open it.
- What is it? - What is it?
This is a headbutt sword only for ladies.
- What is he doing? - Headbutt sword?
- What? - What? - You're kidding me.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Are you going to hit me? - Yes, I'm going to hit you.
- What do you mean? - What? Are you okay?
- Do you do shoulder slapping? - I don't do shoulder slapping.
- I do it behind your feet. - Behind my feet? - Yes.
- Can I do it? - No, you can't.
- Okay, I'll do it for you. - Can I? Thank you very much.
- Wow, it's huge! - Let me move the chair. - Wow!
- Ms. Demi, you shouldn't hit people. - Can I go down there? - Yes.
- Okay, I'll do it here. - Okay.
- Please let me know if it hurts. - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- What is this picture? - Wow! Wow!
- What is this picture? - Wow!
- Wow, your soles of your feet are quite stiff. - Yes, they are.
- They are stiffened. - Are they?
- Let's do the other foot, too. - No, only this one.
- Oh, only this one? - Yes, yes.
Yumemaru's presentation failed.
- Excuse me for disturbing you. - Oh, it's okay.
- This is the smartest way of folding it. - Oh, thank you very much.
- This is my birthday present for you. - Okay.
- Huh? What is it? A watch? - Yes, it's an alarm clock that you put on your wrist.
- Wow! - Huh?
- It's a special alarm clock that you can wake up with.
- If you put it in your hand and set it up on your mobile phone app, it will wake you up at that time.
- You can choose between sound and vibration.
- But you can also choose electric shock. - Electric shock?
- Oh, I'm scared. - It will wake you up.
- Does it start electric shock?
- If you put it in your hand and set it up on your mobile phone app, it will start electric shock.
- I'm not interested in that. I think it's creepy.
- It's a strong alarm clock, so it's a time when you really want to wake up.
- What would you like me to do?
- Excuse me, are you Ototaro? - No, I'm Mentaro.
- Oh, Mentaro-san. - Oh, is it me?
- Yes, it's me. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- I'm not a woman. - What?
- I'm not a woman. - You're a woman. You're too fast.
- I'm here... - Do it in order.
- I'm scared. - No, you're not. - Mentaro is scared.
- By the way, you can choose between 100% and 10% power of electric shock.
- What percentage do you want? - 90%.
- 90%? - That's 10% kindness.
- Is 90% okay? - Yes.
- Since you can set a timer, let's set it 10 seconds later. - Okay.
- It looks like fun. - It looks like fun.
- Since you asked for 90% power of electric shock, we'll set it like that. - This is...
- Oh, it hurts! It hurts! - You're laughing a lot.
- With that pain, you can definitely get up.
- How dare you try to give me this as a gift! - You do it for now.
- No, you do it. - I understand your intention. - No, you do it.
- Do it. - Me? - Yes.
- It's 100% power of electric shock. - Really?
- Electric shock doesn't do anything to you. - That's right.
- So, unlike you, it's like... - I did it!
- You're having fun. - You're having fun.
- Leave it to me! I can definitely get up!
- Did he succeed in giving her a gift?